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Netflix pick for 9/1/14 - 'Clue'


"Clue" is a delightfully strange movie which exists as proof that making movies out things like board games is not a new fad or recent phenomenon, no sir, they have been trying this crap since 1985 at the least, and you know? Thirty years later, you can't tell me that movies like "Battleship" or the upcoming Ouija movie are going to be any better than this whodunnit featuring the guitarist from Spinal Tap and Read more

Review: 'The November Man'


"They used to call you The November Man, because once you came through, everyone would be dead." That's actually said in this movie, as if it was supposed to mean something, and as you can see with your own eyes, it does NOT mean anything at all. But that's why Pierce Brosnan's old man grizzled (yet suave) special agent veteran was apparently called the November Man at some point and that's the name of Read more

#86 - Month of Death


(Right Click Download Link To Save)   In episode 86, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn review the terrible piece of shit movie that is THE NOVEMBER MAN. Things also discussed in this episode: Clue the movie, new Panoramic Movie Screens, favorite foreign language movies, San Diego Comic Con leaving San Diego, Bryan Singer sex lawsuit dropped, Saw re-release, a King Arthur movie, Martin Scorsese is making a Ramones movie, and Read more

Netflix pick for 8/25/14 - 'The African Queen'


From 1951, "The African Queen" starts as a movie about a couple of uptight missionaries and the boarish sea captain who ferries them around East Africa, and it ends up being a movie about a mission to torpedo a German warship to allow for a British naval counter attack, and it is kind of crazy how quickly this story escalates, or it would be crazy if it doesn't happen so naturally. With the great Humphrey Read more

#85 - Android Lenny Briscoe


(Right Click Download Link To Save)   In episode 85, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn review Sin City: A Dame to Kill For and Calvary. Things discussed in this episode include: competing Jungle Book movies, the trailer for Automata, making movies in Georgia, a Minority Report TV show, the Expendebelles, James Cameron making nothing but Avatar sequels, a Jesse Eisenberg DVD double feature, a spy photo from Superman V Batman, who directed the latest Taylor Swift music video, Read more

Netflix pick for 9/1/14 – ‘Clue’

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Clue” is a delightfully strange movie which exists as proof that making movies out things like board games is not a new fad or recent phenomenon, no sir, they have been trying this crap since 1985 at the least, and you know? Thirty years later, you can’t tell me that movies like “Battleship” or the upcoming Ouija movie are going to be any better than this whodunnit featuring the guitarist from Spinal Tap and the devil from “Legend.” Continue reading “Netflix pick for 9/1/14 – ‘Clue’” »

Review: ‘The November Man’

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They used to call you The November Man, because once you came through, everyone would be dead.” That’s actually said in this movie, as if it was supposed to mean something, and as you can see with your own eyes, it does NOT mean anything at all. But that’s why Pierce Brosnan’s old man grizzled (yet suave) special agent veteran was apparently called the November Man at some point and that’s the name of this movie so god DAMMIT we are keeping it in, you got me? Say the line of dialogue, you piece of shit! You want to get paid? That’s how I figured that day of filming went anyway, with Brosnan off to the side eating a plate of cheese and crackers and watching with bemusement. Continue reading “Review: ‘The November Man’” »

#86 – Month of Death

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In episode 86, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn review the terrible piece of shit movie that is THE NOVEMBER MAN. Things also discussed in this episode: Clue the movie, new Panoramic Movie Screens, favorite foreign language movies, San Diego Comic Con leaving San Diego, Bryan Singer sex lawsuit dropped, Saw re-release, a King Arthur movie, Martin Scorsese is making a Ramones movie, and more! Continue reading “#86 – Month of Death” »

Netflix pick for 8/25/14 – ‘The African Queen’

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From 1951, “The African Queen” starts as a movie about a couple of uptight missionaries and the boarish sea captain who ferries them around East Africa, and it ends up being a movie about a mission to torpedo a German warship to allow for a British naval counter attack, and it is kind of crazy how quickly this story escalates, or it would be crazy if it doesn’t happen so naturally. Continue reading “Netflix pick for 8/25/14 – ‘The African Queen’” »

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