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“Chris and Drew see the plus side of eco-terrorism in this month’s installment of our 12 months of Seagall! His sixth movie is the only one he directed, which makes it the ultimate Steven Seagal movie! What does it take to change the essence of a man? How much of the dialogue was improvised? Did Michael Caine pay off a mortgage with this movie? Is John C. McGinley the greatest cowardly tough guy ever? All these questions and more get asked so steal some sled dogs and get going on your spirit journey to discover the absolute distillation of Steven Seagal.”

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“Chris and Drew team up for double the action and double the Van Damme in the 1991 action classic Double Impact! Is this the horniest movie they’ve watched for the show? What’s the deal with the tunnel rights, or is it tunnel’s rights? Did one of the Van Dammes turn into a Jedi Force Ghost for a minute? Can we hide a brick of cocaine inside a giant cake? We discuss these questions and more so meet us in the backroom of the Mahjong Parlour as we break down this movie with twice the scrutiny and twice the digression! I mean, double! Shit!”

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“Chris and Drew go hunting for the gems hidden in the 1994 action classic Surviving The Game! Did Gary Busey improv his monologue? Does Ice-T have “it” and if so, how much? Is that a sexy sax or a sad sax? How deep is “this deep?” Are cigarettes the best remedy for constipation? Hop on your ATVs and let’s get down together with this week’s show!

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“Chris and Drew continue their twelve months of Seagal with the 1992 movie UNDER SIEGE! Is this the best of the Die Hard rip offs? How accurate are the kitchen scenes? How good could Casey Ryback’s bouillabaisse actually be? Are these Seagal’s best co-stars? Let’s find out together so hop out of your cakes and let’s get shaking to this week’s show!”

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“Chris and Drew drop into the sewers to get down with the 1990 classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Do the turtle suits still hold up? Is this movie too dark for kids, or too kiddie for adults? Just how racist is this movie? Is this the best movie ever about mutated turtles who are fully practiced in ninjitsu by their teenage years? Why does the UK hate nun-chucks? All these questions and more get answered so let’s crash through some skylights and crack into this week’s episode, and remember, “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza.”” 

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“Chris and Drew surprise themselves with a rewatch of the 1992 sci fi action classic UNIVERSAL SOLDIER! Why doesn’t this movie get more love? Does Roland Emmerich not care for human lives? Is JCVD best at playing an undead brainless soldier? Can Chris do a Dolph Lundgren impression without sounding like Sylvester Stallone? These questions and more get answered so put on your headpieces, inject yourself with some serum and let’s get cracking on this week’s show!”

Originally published May 1, 2020

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“Chris and Drew go beyond the mat and take down the 1989 wrestling action classic NO HOLDS BARRED! Is Kurt Fuller the best actor ever? Is this Joan Severance’s biggest movie? What does it mean to be laid, relayed and parlayed? How many bathrooms have a dog in them? Hop on your Harley and come on down to the WTN headquarters for this week’s show!”

Originally published April 24, 2020

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“Chris and Drew go all in on the 1993 mountain based action classic Cliffhanger! How do you pronounce Lithgow? Is this Michael Rooker’s most normal character ever? Who is Brett and who is Evan and why does it matter? Should we learn how to fly helicopters? Put on that Gore-Tex, get the US Treasury on the line, and let’s see what’s up with this Sylvester Stallone banger!”

Originally published April 10, 2020

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“Chris and Drew talk in depth about the 1991 action classic that is OUT FOR JUSTICE. Why is this the culmination of Seagal’s Golden Era? What’s up with that whole mafia storyline? Did we even need the separated wife subplot? Was William Forsythe for real on drugs? Grab your shotgun, get in your unmarked, and get down with this week’s episode and our 4th installment of 12 months of Seagal!”

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“Chris and Drew go long on the 1990 sci-fi action classic that is Total Recall! Is it all a dream or did it really happen to Quaid? Did Paul Verhoeven get a deal on bulk squib purchases? What is on Dean Norris’ face? What does David Cronenberg have to do with any of this? All of this and more get asked and answered in this week’s episode so hop in your Johnny Cab and get ready for a surprise!”

Originally published March 27, 2020