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“Chris and Drew go beyond the mat and take down the 1989 wrestling action classic NO HOLDS BARRED! Is Kurt Fuller the best actor ever? Is this Joan Severance’s biggest movie? What does it mean to be laid, relayed and parlayed? How many bathrooms have a dog in them? Hop on your Harley and come on down to the WTN headquarters for this week’s show!”

Originally published April 24, 2020

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“Chris and Drew go all in on the 1993 mountain based action classic Cliffhanger! How do you pronounce Lithgow? Is this Michael Rooker’s most normal character ever? Who is Brett and who is Evan and why does it matter? Should we learn how to fly helicopters? Put on that Gore-Tex, get the US Treasury on the line, and let’s see what’s up with this Sylvester Stallone banger!”

Originally published April 10, 2020

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“Chris and Drew talk in depth about the 1991 action classic that is OUT FOR JUSTICE. Why is this the culmination of Seagal’s Golden Era? What’s up with that whole mafia storyline? Did we even need the separated wife subplot? Was William Forsythe for real on drugs? Grab your shotgun, get in your unmarked, and get down with this week’s episode and our 4th installment of 12 months of Seagal!”

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“Chris and Drew go long on the 1990 sci-fi action classic that is Total Recall! Is it all a dream or did it really happen to Quaid? Did Paul Verhoeven get a deal on bulk squib purchases? What is on Dean Norris’ face? What does David Cronenberg have to do with any of this? All of this and more get asked and answered in this week’s episode so hop in your Johnny Cab and get ready for a surprise!”

Originally published March 27, 2020

“Chris and Drew talk all about the 1979 cult classic The Warriors! Is Cyrus supposed to be Jesus Christ? What are the difference with the book? What happened to Fox? Can Chris name all nine Warriors? All this and more goes down in this episode so hope on the 1 train, boppers, and let’s check out this week’s show together!”

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“Chris and Drew talk about the 1990 action hit Marked for Death featuring Steven Seagal and Keith David fighting the 1% of drug dealing gang banging voodoo loving Jamaicans who invaded Lincoln Heights and turned their sweet suburban streets into drug dens of inequities.”

Originally published March 6, 2020

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“Chris and Drew talk about Steven Seagal’s second movie, the 1990 classic Hard to Kill. Is the dialogue so bad it swings back around to good? Has Seagal ever done a push up? Could William Sadler play a good guy with THAT face? Is it important that this movie keeps mentioning the 1983 Oscars? Do bones bend that way? These questions are pondered in this week’s episode, as we continue our 12 months of Seagal!”

Originally published February 7, 2020

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“Chris and Drew talk all about the 1985 classic Teen Wolf. They get into Stiles’ t-shirts, Wolf Dad’s horny levels, the Coach’s weirdly abundant screen time, the appropriate time for spin the bottle, getting your name misspelled in the newspaper, and of course, basketball. Lots of basketball. Enjoy!”

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“Chris and Drew talk about Above The Law, the world’s introduction to the cinematic force and artistic auteur that is Steven Seagal. How much glass gets broken in this movie? How much of an influence did Andrew Davis have? Did Nico cheat on his wife with his partner? Is that the world’s softest machete? What is Seagalogy? This starts our 12 months of Seagal for 2020 and we hope you enjoy coming along with us on this insane ride!”

Originally published January 17, 2020