UNLOCKED – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

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“Chris and Drew drop into the sewers to get down with the 1990 classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Do the turtle suits still hold up? Is this movie too dark for kids, or too kiddie for adults? Just how racist is this movie? Is this the best movie ever about mutated turtles who are fully practiced in ninjitsu by their teenage years? Why does the UK hate nun-chucks? All these questions and more get answered so let’s crash through some skylights and crack into this week’s episode, and remember, “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza.””