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“Chris and Drew helicopter drop into Guatemala for this week’s episode, a good, long solid look at the 1987 action sci-fi (?) horror (?) classic Predator! How many of these guys had political careers? How did John McTiernan even get this job? How many cigars got smoked? How many insights can Chris recall from the DVD making of featurette, “If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It?” These questions and more get asked and some get answered in this episode so chew some of this tobacco, grab your Sgt. Rock comics, and let’s get down on this show!”

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“Chris and Drew see the plus side of eco-terrorism in this month’s installment of our 12 months of Seagall! His sixth movie is the only one he directed, which makes it the ultimate Steven Seagal movie! What does it take to change the essence of a man? How much of the dialogue was improvised? Did Michael Caine pay off a mortgage with this movie? Is John C. McGinley the greatest cowardly tough guy ever? All these questions and more get asked so steal some sled dogs and get going on your spirit journey to discover the absolute distillation of Steven Seagal.”

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“Chris and Drew team up for double the action and double the Van Damme in the 1991 action classic Double Impact! Is this the horniest movie they’ve watched for the show? What’s the deal with the tunnel rights, or is it tunnel’s rights? Did one of the Van Dammes turn into a Jedi Force Ghost for a minute? Can we hide a brick of cocaine inside a giant cake? We discuss these questions and more so meet us in the backroom of the Mahjong Parlour as we break down this movie with twice the scrutiny and twice the digression! I mean, double! Shit!”

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“Chris and Drew go hunting for the gems hidden in the 1994 action classic Surviving The Game! Did Gary Busey improv his monologue? Does Ice-T have “it” and if so, how much? Is that a sexy sax or a sad sax? How deep is “this deep?” Are cigarettes the best remedy for constipation? Hop on your ATVs and let’s get down together with this week’s show!

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“Chris and Drew continue their twelve months of Seagal with the 1992 movie UNDER SIEGE! Is this the best of the Die Hard rip offs? How accurate are the kitchen scenes? How good could Casey Ryback’s bouillabaisse actually be? Are these Seagal’s best co-stars? Let’s find out together so hop out of your cakes and let’s get shaking to this week’s show!”