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“Chris and Drew team up for double the action and double the Van Damme in the 1991 action classic Double Impact! Is this the horniest movie they’ve watched for the show? What’s the deal with the tunnel rights, or is it tunnel’s rights? Did one of the Van Dammes turn into a Jedi Force Ghost for a minute? Can we hide a brick of cocaine inside a giant cake? We discuss these questions and more so meet us in the backroom of the Mahjong Parlour as we break down this movie with twice the scrutiny and twice the digression! I mean, double! Shit!”

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“Chris and Drew go hunting for the gems hidden in the 1994 action classic Surviving The Game! Did Gary Busey improv his monologue? Does Ice-T have “it” and if so, how much? Is that a sexy sax or a sad sax? How deep is “this deep?” Are cigarettes the best remedy for constipation? Hop on your ATVs and let’s get down together with this week’s show!

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“Chris and Drew continue their twelve months of Seagal with the 1992 movie UNDER SIEGE! Is this the best of the Die Hard rip offs? How accurate are the kitchen scenes? How good could Casey Ryback’s bouillabaisse actually be? Are these Seagal’s best co-stars? Let’s find out together so hop out of your cakes and let’s get shaking to this week’s show!”

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“Chris and Drew drop into the sewers to get down with the 1990 classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Do the turtle suits still hold up? Is this movie too dark for kids, or too kiddie for adults? Just how racist is this movie? Is this the best movie ever about mutated turtles who are fully practiced in ninjitsu by their teenage years? Why does the UK hate nun-chucks? All these questions and more get answered so let’s crash through some skylights and crack into this week’s episode, and remember, “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza.”” 

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“Chris and Drew surprise themselves with a rewatch of the 1992 sci fi action classic UNIVERSAL SOLDIER! Why doesn’t this movie get more love? Does Roland Emmerich not care for human lives? Is JCVD best at playing an undead brainless soldier? Can Chris do a Dolph Lundgren impression without sounding like Sylvester Stallone? These questions and more get answered so put on your headpieces, inject yourself with some serum and let’s get cracking on this week’s show!”

Originally published May 1, 2020