#647 – Grogu in the Backrooms

In episode 647, Chris and Drew do the thing and review Backrooms, and Chris reviews Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu, Obsession, and Hokum, and they talk about Daredevil Born Again, Punisher One Last Kill, Man on Fire, Widow’s Bay, Big Mistakes, Bad Thoughts, Paul Schrader’s AI girlfriend, the comebacks of Will Smith and Kames Franco, comedy duos meeting famous monsters, M. Night Shyamalan’s hype for his new movie, Park Chan Wook’s new western, Bong Joon Ho’s new animated movie, and much more!

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UNLOCKED – Total Recall (1990)

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“Chris and Drew go long on the 1990 sci-fi action classic that is Total Recall! Is it all a dream or did it really happen to Quaid? Did Paul Verhoeven get a deal on bulk squib purchases? What is on Dean Norris’ face? What does David Cronenberg have to do with any of this? All of this and more get asked and answered in this week’s episode so hop in your Johnny Cab and get ready for a surprise!”

Originally published March 27, 2020

#646.5 – The Crespodisco Memorial Day Weekend Special

Chris is back with a special Crespodisco Memorial Day Special, and we’re going to jam out to some dope tracks, and also listen to some never before heard audio and outtakes from Cinema Crespodiso – we got talk about OJ Simpson and DNA, smoking legal THC in one of the Carolinas, dying before the release of GTA 6, and more nonsense along those lines!

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UNLOCKED – The Warriors (1979)

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“Chris and Drew talk all about the 1979 cult classic The Warriors! Is Cyrus supposed to be Jesus Christ? What are the difference with the book? What happened to Fox? Can Chris name all nine Warriors? All this and more goes down in this episode so hope on the 1 train, boppers, and let’s check out this week’s show together!”

Originally published March 20, 2020

#646 – More Informed Equals Better

In episode 646, Chris and Drew do the thing and Chris reviews Michael and The Devil Wears Prada 2, and they talk about Apex, Good Boy, Widow’s Bay, Monarch Legacy of Monsters, The Murdochs, Sheng Wang, another Blair Witch reboot, the Restart of the Planet of the Apes, The Devils, Call of Duty director Peter Berg’s thoughts on manhood and video games, and much more!

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UNLOCKED – Timecop (1994)

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“Chris and Drew break down the insane time travel inconsistencies and whackiness of the 1994 sci fi action classic Timecop! How does time work in this movie? Is time travel purely subjective? Did it have enough nudity? Why did they get smart homes and AI assistants right but fucked up the cars so bad? What is coldware? So many questions, so little time, if only we had some way to go back…back to the…uhhh…nevermind.”

Originally published March 13, 2020

Florida Film Festival 2026 Reviews

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As part of episode 645 of Cinema Crespodiso, Chris reviewed a few movies from the 35th annual Florida Film Festival. Here are reviews of Normal, Frogtown, and Kikuyu Land, as well as a partial review of an unnamed movie out of respect for the artists premiering the film and looking for distribution. There was also a weird moment that made Chris feel like he was in high school again, and not in a good way, although it was also pretty funny.

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#645 – Giving Silo Realness

In episode 645, Chris and Drew do the thing and Chris covers the 2026 Florida Film Festival, and also reviews Exit 8 and Shelby Oaks, and they talk about Invincible, The Boys, Nine Inch Noize at Couchella, Apple television shows, CinemaCon news, Ad Crack, Alien: Earth, and much more!

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UNLOCKED – Marked for Death (1990)

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“Chris and Drew talk about the 1990 action hit Marked for Death featuring Steven Seagal and Keith David fighting the 1% of drug dealing gang banging voodoo loving Jamaicans who invaded Lincoln Heights and turned their sweet suburban streets into drug dens of inequities.”

Originally published March 6, 2020

#644 – Airwolves

In episode 644, Chris and Drew do the thing and Chris reviews The Drama and Drew reviews Sisu: Road to Revenge, and they talk about Invincible, Tron Ares, The Boys, Peaky Blinders, 80s television crossovers, helicopters, Brian Cox quotes, Wagner Moura roles, the potential and problems with live action X-Men movies, and much more!

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