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“Chris and Drew talk about the 1990 action hit Marked for Death featuring Steven Seagal and Keith David fighting the 1% of drug dealing gang banging voodoo loving Jamaicans who invaded Lincoln Heights and turned their sweet suburban streets into drug dens of inequities.”

Originally published March 6, 2020

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“Chris and Drew talk about Steven Seagal’s second movie, the 1990 classic Hard to Kill. Is the dialogue so bad it swings back around to good? Has Seagal ever done a push up? Could William Sadler play a good guy with THAT face? Is it important that this movie keeps mentioning the 1983 Oscars? Do bones bend that way? These questions are pondered in this week’s episode, as we continue our 12 months of Seagal!”

Originally published February 7, 2020

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“Chris and Drew talk all about the 1985 classic Teen Wolf. They get into Stiles’ t-shirts, Wolf Dad’s horny levels, the Coach’s weirdly abundant screen time, the appropriate time for spin the bottle, getting your name misspelled in the newspaper, and of course, basketball. Lots of basketball. Enjoy!”

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“Chris and Drew talk about Above The Law, the world’s introduction to the cinematic force and artistic auteur that is Steven Seagal. How much glass gets broken in this movie? How much of an influence did Andrew Davis have? Did Nico cheat on his wife with his partner? Is that the world’s softest machete? What is Seagalogy? This starts our 12 months of Seagal for 2020 and we hope you enjoy coming along with us on this insane ride!”

Originally published January 17, 2020

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“Chris and Drew talk all about the 1973 martial arts action classic Enter The Dragon. What’s at the bottom of that spiked water pit? Why was Bolo so easy to defeat? What is the plural of praying mantis? Who should we call to build out our evil villain lair? How could we do a decent remake of this movie? Why don’t raptors have gills? All these questions and more get asked and maybe answered in this week’s episode, so load up your rikshaws and head down to the harbor because we are taking a trip to Han’s Island (well, a fortress really). Enjoy!”

Originally published December 13, 2019