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UNLOCKED – Over The Top (1987)

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“Chris and Drew go deep on this 1987 arm wrestling classic Over The Top! Is this a movie about class differences? Did Terry Funk ask for real glass? Is the rich old Grandpa right about everything? Why does that dirty arm sock help Lincoln Hawk? And is it Hawk or Hawks? And why did this feel so sexual? All these questions will be insufficiently answered in this week’s episode, so climb into this big rig and bicep pump your way to victory with us!”

Originally published November 29, 2019

UNLOCKED – True Lies (1994)

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“Chris and Drew talk all about the 1994 action classic TRUE LIES. Is this Arnold Schwarzenegger’s last great movie? Is the Aziz character racist? Does it matter? What are some other things that would make you beg for buttermilk? Strap into your F-16s and fire these podcast missiles into your earholes with this week’s show!”

Originally published November 15, 2019

#639 – The Mescaline Pescetarian

In episode 639, Chris and Drew do the thing and Chris reviews 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, Hamnet, and Train Dreams, and Drew finished Persona 3 and talks about Holy Marvels with Dennis Quaid, and they discuss Catherine O’Hara, the Oscar nominations, Fast Forever and Fast & Furious: Hollywood Drift, Pedro Pascal and Paul Mescal, exercising demons, and much more!

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UNLOCKED – Only The Strong (1993)

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“Chris and Drew talk about the 1993 capoeria classic Only The Strong. We point out all the ways this is a right wing fantasy, how this is the only movie ABOUT capoeria, the basic yet decent plotting, the awesome fight scenes, the overall cheapness, and so much more, so get on this school bus heading into the woods in the middle of the night and enjoy this week’s episode!”

Originally published November 8, 2019

#638 – Pillows and Painkillers

In episode 638, Chris and Drew do the thing and Chris reviews Greenland Migration, Spinal Tap 2, The Toxic Avenger, and Together, and Drew reviews Kevin Costner’s The West, Tom Segura’s Teacher, and they go over the 2026 Theatrical Movie Release schedule and get their pre-judgements on!

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UNLOCKED – Commando (1985)

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“Chris and Drew go deep on Commando, the 1985 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic, and they ask and try to answer all the important questions: what’s up with that score? Does overweight Freddie Mercury want to fuck John Matrix? Was that motel room guy getting pegged? Does this make it into Chris’ top 5 Arnold movies? Why didn’t Drew watch the director’s cut? And more!”

Originally published October 25, 2019

#637 – The Martin Supremacy

In episode 637, Chris and Drew do the thing and review Marty Supreme, and Drew reviews One Battle After Another, Sangra Del Toro and Persona 3 Reload, and Chris reviews Him, If I Had Legs I’d Kick You, Clown in a Cornfield, and Die, My Love, and they welcome special guest Marissa back to the show to talk about their Best and Worst of 2025 lists!

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#636 – Avatar Fire and Ashley Schaeffer BMW

In episode 636, Chris and Drew do the thing and Chris reviews Avatar: Fire and Ash, Drew reviews Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning and Frankenstein, and they talk about Red One, Santa’s Slay, IT: Welcome to Derry, habitual moviegoers, the Oscars on YouTube, Tom Cruise’s space movie, Sony’s purchase of Snoopy and Charlie Brown, Macauley Culkin’s incorrect opinion about the “Die Hard is or is not a Christmas movie” debate, Kristen Stewart’s possible hallucinogenic drug use, Obama’s top ten movies of the year, toy fads, Imogen POOTS, and so much more!

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#635 – Running Man: For Good

In episode 635, Chris and Drew do the thing and Chris reviews The Running Man, Wicked For Good, Sisu: Road to Revenge, Jay Kelly, The Conjuring: Last Rites, Drive-Away Dolls, Honey Don’t, Tulsa King season 3, and The Chair Company season 1, and Drew reviews Peacemaker season 2, and they talk about Netflix buying Warner Brothers, Belgian prisons and driving laws, Quentin Tarantino’ s dislike of Paul Dano, John Waters’ Top Ten Films of 2025, Scarlett Johansson collecting franchises like infinity stones, live action Gundam, Hot Lesbian Action, and so much more!

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#634 – I Think I’m Bugonia Die In This House

In episode 634, Chris and Drew do the thing and review Predator: Badlands, and Chris reviews Bugonia and Frankenstein, Welcome to Derry, I Love LA and Pluribus, and Drew reviews season 1 of Chainsaw Man and season 3 of Crapopolis, and they talk about Jeremy Renner, the sale of Warner Brothers Discovery, the death of Funko Pops, Sydney Sweeney’s not so good year, The Mummy 4, Gremlins 3, and so much more!

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