UNLOCKED – Enter The Dragon (1973)

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“Chris and Drew talk all about the 1973 martial arts action classic Enter The Dragon. What’s at the bottom of that spiked water pit? Why was Bolo so easy to defeat? What is the plural of praying mantis? Who should we call to build out our evil villain lair? How could we do a decent remake of this movie? Why don’t raptors have gills? All these questions and more get asked and maybe answered in this week’s episode, so load up your rikshaws and head down to the harbor because we are taking a trip to Han’s Island (well, a fortress really). Enjoy!”

Originally published December 13, 2019

UNLOCKED – Over The Top (1987)

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“Chris and Drew go deep on this 1987 arm wrestling classic Over The Top! Is this a movie about class differences? Did Terry Funk ask for real glass? Is the rich old Grandpa right about everything? Why does that dirty arm sock help Lincoln Hawk? And is it Hawk or Hawks? And why did this feel so sexual? All these questions will be insufficiently answered in this week’s episode, so climb into this big rig and bicep pump your way to victory with us!”

Originally published November 29, 2019

UNLOCKED – True Lies (1994)

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“Chris and Drew talk all about the 1994 action classic TRUE LIES. Is this Arnold Schwarzenegger’s last great movie? Is the Aziz character racist? Does it matter? What are some other things that would make you beg for buttermilk? Strap into your F-16s and fire these podcast missiles into your earholes with this week’s show!”

Originally published November 15, 2019

UNLOCKED – Only The Strong (1993)

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“Chris and Drew talk about the 1993 capoeria classic Only The Strong. We point out all the ways this is a right wing fantasy, how this is the only movie ABOUT capoeria, the basic yet decent plotting, the awesome fight scenes, the overall cheapness, and so much more, so get on this school bus heading into the woods in the middle of the night and enjoy this week’s episode!”

Originally published November 8, 2019

UNLOCKED – Commando (1985)

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“Chris and Drew go deep on Commando, the 1985 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic, and they ask and try to answer all the important questions: what’s up with that score? Does overweight Freddie Mercury want to fuck John Matrix? Was that motel room guy getting pegged? Does this make it into Chris’ top 5 Arnold movies? Why didn’t Drew watch the director’s cut? And more!”

Originally published October 25, 2019

UNLOCKED – Bloodsport (1988)

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“Chris and Drew go deep on the 1988 action classic (and Donald Trump’s favorite movie), Bloodsport, so they talk about Frank Dux’s real life claims, Van Damme’s splits, Forest Whitaker’s chopstick work, Bolo Yeung’s pecs, Stan Bush’s music, and much more! So Dim Mak your brain with this podcast punch to your ears! KUMITE! KUMITE! KUMITE! (Fight to surviiiiiive!)”

Originally Released November 1, 2019

UNLOCKED – Demolition Man (1993)

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“Chris and Drew revisit Demolition Man, and they talk about Taco Bell, the 3 seashells, the bits of satire that work and the jokes that don’t, Jesse Ventura, Jack Black, and more! Enjoy!”

Originally Released October 11, 2019

UNLOCKED – Rumble in the Bronx (1996)

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“Chris and Drew talk all about the Jackie Chan action classic Rumble in the Bronx! Chris tells Drew about what got cut out of the 26-minute longer Hong Kong version for American audiences, they discuss Danny trying to pimp out his sister, the Bizzonx Mountain Range in New York City, that hungry tiger trying to eat Nancy, and much more!”

Originally Released October 6, 2018

UNLOCKED – Die Hard With a Vengeance (1995)

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“Chris and Drew blow up Bonwit Teller’s as they break down Die Hard With a Vengeance! What does this movie have to do with Lethal Weapon, Speed 2, and Brandon Lee? Is this the beginning of John McClane as Superman? Why did Chris mix up Steely Dan with The Lovin’ Spoonful? How does Laurence Fishburne factor into all of this? These questions and more get answered in this extra long episode so jump into your stolen dump truck and head down the FDR with us as we enjoy this episode!”

Originally Released June 19, 2020