#610 – Merry Cresmas 2024

In episode 610, Chris and Drew do the thing and review The Substance, and Chris reviews Queer and Maria, and Drew reviews The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim, and they talk about the re-issues of Intersteller, Interstella 5555, and White Christmas, plus they discuss Dune: Prophecy, The Agency, Alec Baldwin’s crusade for truth, Brian Cox’s vendetta against the Oscars, trailers for 28 Years Later and Karate Kid: Legends, Luca Guadagnino’s American Psycho starring Austin Butler, an actual release date for Magazine Dreams, and much more! Plus Werner Herzog pitches a vampire Christmas movie that actually sounds do-able. Merry Cresmas and Crappy Drew Year!

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#609 – Cher’s Creature Commandos

In episode 609, Chris and Drew do the thing and review Gladiator II and Chris reviews Wicked Part One, and they talk about Skeleton Crew, The Agency, Dune: Prophecy, Creature Commandos, The Summit, David Cronenberg’s Flashdance, Alfonso Cuarón’s James Bond film, James Gunn’s hyperbolic quotes, Sam Mendes’ ambitious Beatles quadrilogy, Masters of the Universe, Voltron, Matchbox, and much more! Plus appearances from Russell Crowe, Batman, Gerard Butler, and John Cena!

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#608 – Psychedelic Monks

In episode 608, Chris and Drew do the thing and Chris review Heretic, and they talk about Dragon Age: The Veilguard, Death Stranding, The Penguin, Dune: Prophecy, Armie Hammer’s vasectomy, the world premier of Rust, Dogma 2, Black Panther 3, The Equalizers 4 & 5, Ice Age 6, Mission: Impossible 8, Sgt. Rock, Alan Tudyk’s four balls, an Idle Hands remake, a Boyz II Men biopic, and much more!

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#607 – The Last Conclave

In episode 607, Chris and Drew do the thing and review Venom: The Last Dance and Chris reviews Conclave, and they talk about Apartmenr 7A, Salem’s Lot, Evil Does Not Exist, Slow Horses, Disclaimer, Tulsa King, Quentin Tarantino’s rave of Joker 2, a mystery Predator sequel coming in 2025, Netflix losing their buying power, molepeople, assassins, crime reporters, Cliffhanger reboots, Orphan sequels, The Fly-verse, a $90 million 1950’s set ping pong movie, and much more!

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#606 – The Mountain’s Keeper

In episode 606, Chris and Drew do the thing and Chris reviews Smile 2, and they talk about Caddo Lake, It’s What’s Inside, The Penguin, The Summit, Uzumaki, Tulsa King, Ancient Apocalypse, Twilight of the Gods, Al Pacino’s memoire Sonny Boy, Henry Cavill’s Warhammer 40,000 deal with the Amazon MGM devil, a Mickey Rourke sports comedy, a View-Master movie from Mattel and Sony, Alien: Romulus on VHS, release dates for Silo season 2, Severance season 2 and Invincible season 3, plus the Gary Oldman show that will not die, and much more!

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#605 – Megaflopolis: Folie à Doodoo

In episode 605, Chris and Drew do the thing and review Megalopolis and Joker Folie à Deux, plus they get into what may have gone wrong with this now notorious box office bomb and critical dud, plus talk about The Substance, Wolfs, Mr. McMahon, Uzumaki, Tulsa King, The Platform 2, the martial arts video game Sifu, Daniel Day-Lewis’s unretirement, Magazine Dreams securing theatrical distribution, Al Pacino’s near death experience with COVID, pro wrestling streaming on Max in 2025, a live action VOLTRON movie, and much m0re!

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#604 – Whales Be Right

In episode 604, Chris and Drew do the thing and Chris reviews Speak No Evil and In A Violent Nature, and they talk about The Penguin episode 1, Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, The Terror seasons 1 and 2, Shogun’s Emmy domination, Werner Herzog’s influence on Paddington in Peru, the Den of Thieves sequel, the Ryan Coogler vampire movie, new projects based on The Sims, Matchbox toy cars, and Joan of Arc, and much more! PLUS the TRUTH about what is inside THE MOON and how it will shape our future!

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#603 – Loose Juice

In episode 603, Chris and Drew do the thing and review (spoiler free) Beetlejuice Beetlejuice and Terminator Zero and Chris reviews My Old Ass and The Deliverance, and they talk about The Boyz, Hit Monkey, Sausage Party: Foodtopia, James Earl Jones, religious movies and tv shows, Harmony Korine’s Baby Invasion, Al Pacino as an exorcist, a darker and grittier Batman, and much more!

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#602 – The Yachting Boyz

In episode 602, Chris and Drew do the thing and review (spoiler free) Alien: Romulus, and Chris reviews Cuckoo and The Killer, and they talk about The Boyz, The Bridge, Homicide: Life on the Streets, Matthew Perry’s assistant, Zac Efron’s yachting excursions, goop Kitchen, celebrity break ups, and much more! With appearances from Gerard Butler, Richard Nixon, Michael Caine, and of course, Steven Seagal!

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#601 – Digital Smut

In episode 601, Chris and Drew do the thing and Chris reviews Trap and Drew reviews Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, and they talk about Abigail, For All Mankind, Invincible, Hit Monkey, Batman: Caped Crusader, D23, the possible new face of Scientology, the Britney Spears biopic, new projects from A24, Looney Toons, Genndy Tartakovsky, and much more! With appearances from Sylvester Stallone, Al Pacino, and Arnold Schwarzenegger!

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