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Review: ‘The Theory of Everything’

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Based on the SECOND memoir published by Jane Wilde Hawking, “The Theory of Everything” is not so much a biopic about the world’s most well known physicist as it is an examination of a marriage enduring great obstacles and challenges, and the toll these challenges take on the people involved.

“The Theory of Everything” starts with Stephen Hawking’s (Eddie Redmayne) first year studying for his doctorate at Cambridge University, where he meets a fetching young art student named Jane (Felicity Jones), and they hit it off and embark on the beginning of a nice little relationship. At the same time Stephen is trying to figure out what his ultimate thesis at school will be (spoiler alert: it’s time), and he is growing into the most promising student at Cambridge in years. But the problem is that he is slowly deteriorating, at first for reasons he does not know and then eventually diagnosed as ALS (a.k.a. Lou Gehrig’s disease). His muscles stop responding as they should, and he soon develops difficulty with just about everything we take for granted, like walking, eating and talking.

Given two years to live, he sinks into a depression and tries to push Jane away, but she refuses to go anywhere and instead insists on helping him in any way possible because of love damn it. So they get married and have kids and he comes out of his funk and continues to work on his doctorate, and then goes on to work on other theories and ideas while he becomes confined to a wheelchair and his wife helps him with everything. And of course this becomes a strain on the relationship, as Jane set her own life and ambitions aside so she could help Stephen live the rest of his life.Continue Reading …

Review: ‘Dumb and Dumber To’

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Oof.

This movie is just not good. It is the kind of comedy sequel that makes one question whether or not the original is actually as funny as remembered. The same writers and director, the same actors, even the same tone and style of humor. So why was it so funny twenty years ago and now it is so damned unfunny? What could have possibly been their undoing?

“Dumb and Dumber To” picks up twenty years after the original, with Lloyd (Jim Carrey) and Harry (Jeff Daniels) looking the same save for the wrinkles. It is possible that these characters are somehow dumber now as they have aged, but that’s it. They are the same. And they go on another ridiculous road trip based on another misunderstanding and they encounter another set of killers and Lloyd’s lust for love is again the driving force for the shenanigans. So much is the same. So why does it stink?

This movie is a bunch of dumb humor without a hint of cleverness to any of it. At least “Dumb and Dumber” felt like a “smart” dumb movie, whereas this one just goes for the low hanging fruit. For a movie being so many years in the making, it sure feels quite half baked and not so well thought out. The initial set up is a decent one, too: Harry and Lloyd set out to find Harry’s kid that he just found out he has, but now this kid is all grown up. Obviously the fruit of their respective loins is bound to be a dumb dumb (sorry to break it to you, Forrest Gump), and the character they came up with is okay, but she’s not all that memorable or interesting in the long run. It’s not like I want to see her in a “Dumb and Dumber 3” or anything. Nothing against Rachel Melvin who played this character, she was great, it was just what they asked her to do, which wasn’t much.Continue Reading …

Review: ‘Whiplash’

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How far would you go to be the best at something? That question is at the center of “Whiplash,” a drama about a music school student and the adversarial relationship he develops with the school’s top instructor whose techniques are more akin to a military boot camp than they are band camp. And for being a movie about the student-teacher relationship in the world of jazz drumming, “Whiplash” is surprisingly tense and in your face, filled with danger and menace and tragedy, done in double time.

Andrew (Miles Teller) is a freshman at music conservatory in New York City, a place considered to be the top music school in the country, and roaming the halls of this school is a bald, intense, wound up knot of a man named Fletcher (J.K. Simmons), who apparently has a reputation demands people pay him the utmost respect. It probably has something to do with how he picks the best students for his ensemble and trains them for competitions that could lead to promising careers so people are desperate to get his approval because his opinion matters so much. When Andrew finds himself somehow in the same room with this guy and with the chance to earn a spot in his band, he does everything he can to make that happen.

And that’s not enough because almost immediately Fletcher is on Andrew’s ass, pushing him harder than Andrew’s ever been pushed before, breaking him down emotionally from the very beginning so that Andrew could possibly reach deep down inside and somehow work even harder to be a better drummer. So rest assured, this movie features drums covered literally in blood and sweat, and we can easily assume that tears hit the drum kit at some point as well, so there can be no doubt whatsoever that this Andrew guy is truly giving it his all. But is it enough? And what could happen if it isn’t?Continue Reading …

Review: ‘Killing Them Softly’

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Originally published on Examiner.com on December 12, 2012.

Is “Killing Them Softly,” an arty mob drama about the death of the mythical American Dream, too cynical for today’s audiences? And is that even possible? What could be the reason for the backlash against this expertly crafted and confidently presented stripping down of the usually flashy and glitzy mob gangster genre? Are people uncomfortable with the message, or how the film conveyed the message? Or did “Killing Them Softly” lack a strong message in the first place?

After a mob protected poker game gets knocked over by two dumb thugs working for a third, slightly smarter moron, the whole local mafia economy goes into the toilet, because no one wants to go to a poker game to spend money if all that money is just gonna get stolen anyway. So the mob’s beleaguered lawyer (Richard Jenkins, Burn After Reading) calls in the mob’s version of internal affairs, a greasy haired, too cool for school enforcer named Jackie Cogan (Brad Pitt, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford), and Jackie grabs the mob underworld by the ankles and holds it upside down and shakes it until he gets the answers he’s looking for.Continue Reading …

Review: ‘Birdman: or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)’

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“Birdman” is about fame and infamy, artistic expression both successful and failed, dealing with a reputation despite whether or not it is earned, and mostly it is about that point in just about everyone’s life in which they question what they are doing, whether they are doing it right, and whether or not they are failing at life in some way. For most people this is known as the “mid-life crisis,” though it can happen to anyone at any point, and it can happen multiple times. It happens to more people than not, and from the outside looking in it can be quite entertaining to watch, even if a little sad and even cringe-inducing. The misery of others is comedy to us, if only because we can relate. We just call it “dark comedy,” and then proceed with the laughs. A man in the throes of an emotional breakdown on the verge of losing everything is not funny, yet it actually is if looked at from the right angle. This is “Birdman.”

Riggan Thomson (Michael Keaton) is adapting a Raymond Carver short story into a stage play, to be produced on Broadway no less, and the only problem for him is that very few people are taking him seriously due to the fact that he made his bread and butter twenty years prior making a trilogy of superhero movies centered around a character named Birdman. He still gets stopped on occasion by Birdman fans asking for him an autograph. When a young kid asks his mom who Riggan is supposed to be, his mom replies, “he used to be Birdman.” That’s a burn for ole Riggan. He didn’t used to be anything. He is what he is, which is a person, Riggan Thomson, an artist, a man, a human being. He wants recognition not for what he once portrayed but for what he can due now in the present, and for some reason he saw this play as his best option. So he gets his best friend and lawyer Jake (Zach Galifianakis) to help him produce this big play and when the movie starts he is just getting ready for previews, which are the dress rehearsal performances in front of paying crowds leading up to opening night.Continue Reading …

Review: ‘Interstellar’

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BOOM! CRASH! POW! OUTER SPACE! SILENCE! WORMHOLES! ALIEN PLANETS! DANGER! BLACK HOLES! BLARING MUSIC! RUMBLING BASS! MCCONAUGHEY!

“Interstellar.”

That’s the first impression that this movie leaves you with, as it is 169 minutes of bombast, big scientific ideas, huge human emotions and visual depictions of space and space travel never been seen in a movie (or anywhere else really). This is a huge movie in scope and size, earnest in its emotional, very human story but also desiring to leave the audience in awe of the breadth of vision of the film makers as well as the magnitude of the ideas that have been bandied about by the characters. After all, it’s not every $160 million dollar budgeted movie that has major plot points revolving around the relative nature of time throughout the cosmos and the existence of dimensions beyond the three that we as humans and observers of the world around us can even understand.Continue Reading …

Review: ‘Nightcrawler’

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“Nightcrawler” is an intense little movie about some pretty big ideas. The media we consumer as a culture has to come from somewhere, and this movie focuses in on one particular part of our media, one that long ago has seen the ideal of “journalistic integrity” shredded to bits in the wake of advertising dollars and sweeps weeks ratings, that being the news, the people and companies tasked with dispensing information to the concerned public.

Like any other television program, your local news programs on the various networks are all vying for the same eyeballs, and it is a bit of a war when it comes to the ratings. And just like with any other programming entity, the better the ratings for the show, the higher the cost of advertising on said show. Get more people to watch your, show, get more money spent on your show, which means more money for the powers that be.Continue Reading …

Review: ‘Django Unchained’

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Originally published on Examiner.com on December 29, 2012

In the fastest cinematic 165-minutes this side of “Cloud Atlas,” Quentin Tarantino has ridden back into town with his latest explosive and (as per usual) controversial film, this time set in the old 1850s South, a grand mash up of 1960s spaghetti westerns and 1970s blaxploitation slave narratives, sprinkled with modern music and drenched with enough fake blood to fill Shamu’s biggest water tank. Equally thrilling and appalling, “Django Unchained” exists as a film unlike any other, a monumental work of art that has left a swath of ardent lovers and haters in its wake.

The story is sprawling, as Django goes from a downtrodden and beaten slave afraid to look another man in the eyes to a bad ass, gun wielding, tough as nails bounty hunter over the course of at least a long winter and the spring, finding himself empowered by a pistol and the criminal justice system (conservative Republicans should absolutely love this aspect). And of course the whole time he has his eyes set on his prize, the opportunity to retrieve his wife from the hellhole that is Candyland and to simply live happily ever after. Django isn’t trying to overthrow the whole of slavery, nor does he want to cut down every white man he sees; he just wants what any person in this world wants, the opportunity to be happy and live his life in peace with the one he loves. Of course now this seems like something many of us take for granted, but in the southern US in 1858 this was a pipe dream for many people solely because of the color of the skin, and for Django this is the ultimate prize, the ability to simply live his life without fear.

“Django Unchained” has all the hallmarks of a typical Tarantino joint. The verbose dialogue is in full effect, and outside of Samuel L. Jackson, no one delivers Tarantino’s words like Christoph Waltz, as he has the same ability as Jackson to make Tarantino’s very particular brand of cinematic speaking come across as his own words, instead of sounding like the hyper stylized dialogue that it actually is. Tarantino also has a knack for rounding out his casts with superb actors, so in addition to both Waltz and Jackson doing what they do so very well, Foxx totally nails Django and successfully portrays the transformation from a meek and beaten down man to master of his own domain, and DiCaprio plays a character far more sinister and despicable than he has every done before and does so with great aplomb, as he seems to relish the opportunity to finally play someone so outright evil and dastardly as Calvin Candie. And playing the smaller parts are people like James Remar, M.C. Gainey, Don Johnson, Jonah Hill, Walton Goggins, Tom Savini and Bruce Dern, as well as Tarantino regulars Zoe Bell and the always watchable Michael Parks. Pretty much everywhere you turn there is someone being great, like when original “Django” actor Franco Nero makes a pretty sweet cameo (one surely lost on over 90% of the audiences seeing this movie).

And then of course the entire soundtrack for this movie is just as good as it gets, as Tarantino has always been a master of re-appropriating both pop songs and songs from other film scores for his own purposes. So whereas someone else would think that a brutal spaghetti western would not benefit from Jim Croce tunes, Tarantino places one front and center. And really, how big are this guy’s balls that he actually used the live recording of Richie Havens’ “Freedom” from Woodstockfor this movie, and how amazing is it that it actually works so damn well? And while hip-hop would normally feel needlessly anachronistic for a film set in the middle of the 19th century, Rick Ross’ “100 Black Coffins,” written and produced specifically for this movie at the request of Jamie Foxx, fits so perfectly with the movie itself that it hurts.

Finally there’s Tarantino’s trademark violence, which goes back through each and every one of his films, and just when the ridiculously bloody “Kill Bill” and the insanely violent “Inglourious Basterds” seemed like the pinnacle for how far he could push cinematic violence, along comes “Django Unchained” with it’s jet-powered squibs creating the biggest explosions of blood and viscera ever seen in a movie like this. Starting with the opening scene, when someone gets shot they don’t just get shot and there isn’t just a little puff of blood mist – no, instead there are geysers of thick, viscous blood, as people literally explode when they are shot, with viscera literally coating the walls. Of course much of this violence is hard to watch, especially the recreations of what happened to slaves and how incredibly poorly they were treated, and these violent actions against the slaves don’t need exaggeration as they are horrible all ready, and there is a great possibility that this particular stuff might have even been pulled back a bit to save the audience a bit. While Tarantino definitely wants you to see that slaves faced dangers like being torn apart by vicious dogs, he mercifully only shows something like this in snippets and in tight close ups, not rubbing the audiences’ noses in this extreme violence because he knows we get it and he knows that we know it’s horrible. This entire film walks a tricky tightrope between giving the audience the cathartic violence that it wants and not going overboard with the terrible violence against slaves whose only sins were being born black and in this time period.

There are also the comedic aspects of the film, which itself would throw some people who would wonder why a movie about slavery in America would have any humor or comedy in it at all. But in this case it feels like the comedy is almost necessary, because with the story that Tarantino sets out to tell, there are a lot of gruesome and horrible things involved, and at almost three hours, is there anyone out there who wants to see such a long, brutal, hard movie with no relief in sight? So right away in the opening scene, mostly through dialogue and characters’ reactions to each other, there is humor, used to lighten the proceedings just a little. And at times the comedy was used to subvert some evil iconography that we are used to seeing, as in a scene in which a large group of pre-KKK regulators don masks in order to round up and kill Schultz and Django, only to spend five minutes bitching about said masks and how poorly they were made, rendering them blind. In this instance Tarantino used humor to undermine these racist, violent idiots, showing them to be a bunch of moronic whiners while they see themselves as superior.

This does lead us to the nationwide discussion of the point of this movie, that is to say, why did Tarantino feel the need to make this movie in the way that he did. Because while he did make a movie that prominently features the slavery system that we here in America are so quick to pretend never happened, he also made a movie that is unabashedly entertaining, and this has rubbed some people the wrong way. Most famously filmmaker Spike Lee, himself an incredible talent and a very intelligent person, has publicly boycotted the movie, insisting he would not see it because he does not appreciate Tarantino appropriating the history of his ancestors for a movie like this.

But is this fair? Setting aside the fact that Spike Lee has not actually seen the movie and insists on judging it without seeing a single frame (which is extremely silly and wrong headed), he is indeed entitled to his opinion that he does not want to see slavery turned into entertainment. But does this mean he doesn’t want to see any movies at all involving slavery? Surely there are people who would definitely prefer this, because there are people who do not want to be reminded that their great-great-great-great grandparents were despicable, racists, dehumanizing, bigoted, moronic assholes. But this can’t be preferable. There is no way Spike Lee wants filmmakers to ignore this horrible period of history, so that means the alternative is to only make movies about slavery that are deathly serious from start to finish. Basically more “Amistads” and “The Color Purples” and “Roots” because apparently slavery is that much off limits that it can only be approached from a purely intellectual standpoint, at an emotional distance, and without a trace of entertainment.

Of course this is ridiculous position for any filmmaker to take, because why does Spike Lee believe that Tarantino cannot make an entertaining movie about racism in the 1850s, but believe that he should be allowed to make entertaining movies about racism in the 1980s? “Do the Right Thing” and “Jungle Fever,” among other Spike Lee movies, are explicitly about racial tensions between different groups of people, and both movies are very entertaining while also showing some horrible stuff, so why does Lee believe that he can make a movie about racism and not Tarantino? It is because Tarantino is white and Lee thinks that only black filmmakers can make movies about black people? Because that itself is a racist idea, claiming that this time of history can only be explored by black artists. And this also ignores the fact that slavery and racial segregation is not the sole province of the American people, as this goes back to the beginning of time. For centuries and centuries, whether it be Jewish people enslaved by Egyptians or white Christians being thrown to the lions by the Romans for sport, large groups of people have been shitting on other large groups of people for superficial reasons. It is bullshit, it’s horrible, and worst of all, it’s life.

And that’s always been what movies have been about, a reflection of the human experience, as seen through the prism of the eyes of the filmmakers. And oppression is a universal experience, whether it be racially-based, economically-based, or otherwise. Since this terrible aspect of the human experience is indeed a large part of life, whether we like it or not, it needs to be reflected in our art, and this art should not be restricted to certain races or groups of people, because that itself is a prejudicial concept. So while “Django Unchained” does deal specifically with the American slavery system of the 1800s, the themes of the film extend to the terrors of human existence in general. In a movie where living black men are sold for hundreds of dollars while dead white men are sold to the criminal justice system for thousands of dollars, it is easy to see the message that to many people life is cheap and the lives of those different from us are even cheaper, and this is absolutely not relegated to this one time period.

Despite being enormously entertaining, the best thing about Tarantino’s “Django Unchained” is how it has fostered such discussions and debates such as this, not only among people like Spike Lee who haven’t seen the movie (and really whose opinions need to be taken with a big grain of salt due to their admitted lack of knowledge on the specifics of the content of the film itself), but among the many who have seen the movie, as the interwebs is now littered with both thoughtful and inane opinions of what this movie means and how it fits into the larger cultural landscape. When a daring and bold piece of art like this is unleashed and it makes people actually talk about its impact and the content of the film itself, that is a win for everyone involved. We should all be so lucky to get one movie a year like this that inspires so much debate, and in the end, love this movie or hate it, we are all the better for it because of it has inspired. That is the mark of a great film.

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Review: ‘St. Vincent’

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“St. Vincent” is one of those movies that starts out ostensibly as a comedy, and how can it not with Bill Murray playing the lead role, but then makes its way into heavier themes and moments, leaving most of the comedy behind for the anguish and tragedy, you know, the rest of the stuff that makes up this crazy thing we call life. The resulting thing is the ugly word “dramady,” which we should replace with another word so as not to have to use that stupid word ever again, because what exactly is the laughs-to-scene ration needed to tip a film’s scales from “comedy” to “dramady,” if not into straight up “drama?” Can we just call these movies “true to life?” Because like life, it is often hilarious and often sad and sometimes both at once. That is “St. Vincent.”

Vincent (Murray) is a drunk. His only “friends” are the nameless fellow regular patrons at his favorite bar and the Russian prostitute (Naomi Watts) who is pregnant with what may or may not be Vincent’s child. He is mean to everyone, has no money, and is much debt thanks to a bad gambling habit. Suffice to say, the dude has issues. And then one day a new neighbor moves in to the house next door, a single mom named Maggie (Melissa McCarthy) and her 12-year old runt of a son Oliver (newcomer Jaeden Lieberher), and before long old Vincent finds himself hanging out with impressionable Oliver, and they become buddies. Vincent shows Oliver how to gamble and how to break someone’s nose (for self defense purposes, of course) and Oliver, like, helps Vincent how to feel again. And stuff.Continue Reading …

Review: ‘John Wick’

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“John Wick” is a near-perfect action movie, in which they did so many things so well that it is kind of easy to overlook some of the smaller, silly flaws, things that would almost be nitpicking when compared to the great action, sweet cinematography, awesome build ups and pay offs, an interesting underworld, and the iconic bad ass character on which this whole thing is centered around, played perfectly by a guy who just doesn’t get enough credit when it comes to his body of work. Is “John Wick” the best action movie of 2014? I think that might be a given at this point, cause it really is awesome.

So there’s this guy named John Wick (Keanu Reeves) and he’s a retired hitman. At the start of the movie, his lovely wife is freshly dead due to some unnamed illness and the only thing he has left is his sweet antique muscle car. Oh, and the world’s cutest puppy, bought for him by his dying wife so he would have something to love and love him back after she had passed. And when some idiot Russian criminals decide to steal his car, beating him up and needlessly killing his puppy along the way, he finds himself a man at rock bottom, with everything he ever cared for taken away from him. What’s a retired, bereaved and wronged hitman to do in a situation like this? We all know. We’re right there with him. He makes a few inquiries, a phone call or two, he finds out the person responsible is the son of the head of the Russian mob in New York City, and, well, things escalate quickly from there.Continue Reading …

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