Welcome to the year of Dwayne “The Rock (copyright World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc)” Johnson, a year with four different movies featuring the most successful wrestler turned actor since Hulk Hogan, two of these movies from film franchises, another movie from the most bombastic director working today, and “Snitch,” a family drama and thriller about the downside of federal mandatory minimum sentencing laws in regards to the oh-so-costly War on Drugs (copyright Richard “Tricky Dick” Nixon).Continue Reading …
#7 – Oscar Night 2013
Podcast: Play in new window | Download | Embed
Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | TuneIn | RSS
(Right Click Download Link To Save)
In Episode 7 of Cinema Crespodiso, Chris and Drew talk a little about the 85th annual Oscars, they review Snitch and Taken 2, they look at the new movies coming out on DVD like Holy Motors and The Master, and new movies in theaters like Jack the Giant Killer and 21 & Over, and they talk about the Netflix Instant Pick of the Week! And in the Crespodome they go over everything from the history of the Oscars to the Razzies to Star Wars to Iron Man III and everything in between. So much entertainment, so little time! So get on it!
Review: ‘Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning’
“Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning” is a crazy movie because it is totally unexpected and weird and cool and really anyone into action movies or weird horror hybrids should definitely check this movie out, because despite the fact that it is a sequel to a sequel to a sequel to a not-very-good 90s movie about Vietnam soldiers turned into soldier cyborgs to battle for the government, it is still a pretty wild and awesome movie, full of the strangest little touches and an interesting enough story that it definitely stands out as a cinematic freak of nature, something actually fascinating to watch and enjoyable when it is all said and done.Continue Reading …
BONUS EPISODE – 2013 Oscar Picks
Podcast: Play in new window | Download | Embed
Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | TuneIn | RSS
(Right Click Download Link To Save)
In this bonus episode of Cinema Crespodiso, Chris and Drewster give their picks for the 85th Academy awards, and then play a little game at the end of the episode to help even the playing field. Dig it!
2013 Oscar Picks
The 85th Academy Awards are here (though apparently the Academy wants to just call it The Oscars this year) and what’s more thrilling than compiling a scorecard of all the categories and trying to pick the winners ahead of time? Answer: everything. But because it IS that time of year and because keeping track of these things does manage to make the actual show itself more entertaining, here are some predictions for this year’s 85th Acada- uh…the Oscars.Continue Reading …
Review: ‘Sound of My Voice’
“Sound of My Voice” is a very low-budget psychological thriller from 2011, and much like “Another Earth,” it is an admirable attempt at a genre picture, featuring some interesting ideas, but ultimately hollow due to insistence on ambiguity for the sake of being ambiguous. A great premise is introduced, some character drama happens in the interim, and then BAM! an ambiguous and unsupported ending, used in an unfortunate attempt at profundity and lacking any real dramatic punch because really the movie refuses to come out and say anything.
The movie starts with Peter and Lorna infiltrating a very small but elaborate cult, based on all the bathing and sanitizing and secrecy, and apparently by the time the movie begins they have already made significant headway into the cult, established by the fact that they know some ridiculous and elaborate secret handshake that allows them ultimate access to the cult leader, Maggie, a young woman who claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2054, and who has come back to gather disciples to form sort of army for some future civil war or something like that. She’s all quietly charismatic and is introduced with an oxygen tank, showing she is ill, and she guides her news disciples through a series of exercises, and the whole while Peter and Lorna are there trying to suss her out and see what’s up.Continue Reading …
Crespodiso Around Town
The street team has been hard at work, and here is another collection of pictures from around the globe, showing off the many places Cinema Crespodiso has invaded, conquering eyeballs and earholes with stickers and podcasts.
Enjoy.
[raw]
[easyrotator]erc_25_1361243671[/easyrotator][/raw]
Review: ‘A Good Day to Die Hard’
This is what we were all afraid of, this is the exact thing that everyone doesn’t want to see happen, yet here it is, it has happened, it is in our face and all we can do is take it because we are all suckers. When people turned out in droves for the summer blockbuster, PG-13 rated and preposterously titled “Live Free or Die Hard,” certain people’s eyes lit up, as they saw they could still squeeze quite a bit of money out everyone’s favorite New York City detective perpetually in the wrong places at the wrong times. So here is some more squeezing, this time an R-rated non-blockbuster but still a new “Die Hard” movie, still featuring an ever-aging Bruce Willis, and still getting worse than ever as a franchise.Continue Reading …
Netflix pick for 2/18/13 – ‘Biutiful’
“Biutiful” is a 2010 Spanish-language drama from the director of “Amores Perros” and “Babel,” featuring an incredible performance from Javier Bardem that is pretty much worth the price of admission alone. It’s a grim and heavy movie about death and dying, as Bardem plays a guy dying of cancer and who is faced with the near inevitable fact that he will be leaving his young children with no money and a lousy mother, so he tries to hustle and use his weird psychic ability to make some extra cash at funerals and maybe do some illicit things that he shouldn’t be doing but feels like he has no choice because he doesn’t want to leave his kids with nothing. It’s not a fun viewing experience, but it is an emotionally charged experience and pretty satisfying.
Netflix pick for 2/12/13 – ‘The Hospital’
Conceived and shepherded by much acclaimed writer Paddy Chayefsky, “The Hospital” is a 1971 satirical black comedy about a lost and suicidal doctor, played by George C. Scott, who laments the deplorable conditions of his hospital and who finds himself butting up against more and more health insurance related garbage, when all of a sudden people start turning up dead all around the hospital, including nurses and doctors, which of course complicates matters further. Naturally this is where they inserted a dame into the equation, here the daughter of a patient, played by Diana Rigg, and the pot is now a-boilin’.
Since it’s Chayefsky, this movie is loaded with great rants and speeches and monologues, and of course Mr. Scott brought all the sound and fury necessary for the role, and Chayefsky won an Academy Award for best screenplay for this movie, so there’s that.Continue Reading …