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#35 – Kiddie Corruption

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In episode 35, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn are joined by Jacki from the Corrupting the Kids podcast (@CorruptingKids) and she finally provides a much needed female presence to the Crespodome. They review the video on demand movies Drinking Buddies and Prince Avalanche, and Chris and Drew have differing opinions on Riddick.

Things discussed in this episode include:

Is there a pattern to the rotation of movies on the Netflix Instant library?

This week’s Netflix Instant Pick of the Week is Tabloid.

What the hell is Instructions Not Included and where did it come from?

Why did Lee Daniels have to add his name to The Butler?

Drew feels like no one else has seen Star Trek Into Darkness, which comes out on DVD this week.Continue Reading …

Op-ed: Why we should reserve judgement on Robocop 2014

None of your favorite movies or genuine film classics are sacred, not enough for people to not try remaking them in some way, shape or form. We’re just going to move on to what really matters in this particular instance, savvy?

So the teaser trailer for the remake-reboot-whatever of the 1987 movie “Robocop” hit the interwebz recently with a resounding plop, as nerd-os and geeks ahoy decided to watch the trailer one time and promptly shit all over it (*ahem*).

Holy cow the Robocop remake looks FUCKING TERRIBLE http://t.co/JE8WLOOhmF like SyFy channel bad. #Robocopnado

— Chris Crespo (@IAmChrisCrespo) September 6, 2013

Bonus Episode – Fall Movie Guide

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In this bonus episode, Chris and Drew run down the remaining movies of 2013 pretty much one by one, while Chris focuses on the movies that will be more likely to garner attention during the upcoming awards season. And of course Chris springs another round of Drewster Cogburn vs the World on Drew, because there is no escaping the Crespodome.

Review: ‘The Spectacular Now’

Every few years, a movie comes along that reminds us how we are hearing and seeing the a certain set of stories over and over, yet these particular stories seems to work and continue to reverberate with us each time we see them, and this is because these are usually stories of universal truths, very basic emotions and feelings that just about all of us have gone through and to which we can relate, so that no matter how many times you change the characters and places and even story details, the truth of the emotions still come through. “The Spectacular Now” really doesn’t offer anything new per se, but it’s still a damn good movie and quite possibly one of those films people will be referencing in the future.

In “The Spectacular Now,” Sutter (Miles Teller) is a 17-year old high school senior who is just skating by and seems to be enjoying life to the 100% fullest. The movie starts with him talking about having a hot and fun girlfriend named Cassidy (Brie Larson), but she dumps him over a weird misunderstanding (born out of his reputation for partying hard), which sends him into a drunken downward spiral. Or was he already on that spiral? And then Sutter meets nice girl Aimee (Shailene Woodley), and they develop a friendship that starts to turn into something more, and almost doesn’t, but then it does, and then things are cool, but then there’s not cool, and then they are kinda cool again, and so on and so forth. You know how these high school dramady relationships work. It’s really all about who learns what along the way.Continue Reading …

#34 – Nakatomi Plaza

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In episode 34, Chris and Drew are joined by Matt (@mattiscabin) from “The SBK LIVE Show with Kevin, Matt and Angel,” and he fights through a hangover to talk movies with the guys. Chris and Drew have reviews of The Grandmaster and The Spectacular Now, neither of which Matt had ever heard of, and Matt gives his review of You’re Next, which he only saw because his air conditioning at home was broken. Drew and Matt have a rematch of Drewster Cogburn vs the World, and we get another Lightning Round with Matty Ice!

Things also discussed in this episode include:

The Netflix Instant Pick of the Week is Rollerball, and Chris tries out a new listener suggested segment, the Netflix Instant Chick Pick of the Week.

New movies on DVD include Now You See Me, Skarknado, The Lords of Salem, The Iceman and SOMM. The only new movies in theaters this week are Riddick and Salinger.Continue Reading …

Review: ‘You’re Next’

“You’re Next” is a halfway decent horror movie, which means people think it’s generally a great movie, that’s how low the bar is set for horror films, a genre riddled with no-budgeted, poorly acted, storyless, pointless hackjobs that try to pass themselves off as actual movies. “You’re Next,” however, isn’t that bad, as it sort of has a story and maybe it has a point? It didn’t make me want my time back, that’s for sure. So that’s something.

“You’re Next” is a home invasion movie and after watching a decent number of these types of films now, I think I can say I am not much of a fan of this subgenre of horror. Much like movies “Straw Dogs,” “The Purge,” “Funny Games,” “High Tension” and “The Strangers,” some people are inside a house, and murderous assholes want to hurt them, sometimes for completely unknown reasons, and sometimes for no reason (which is ANNOYING and the pinnacle of pointless storytelling). At least in “You’re Next” there turns out to be a reason for the home invasion, and a terrifyingly mundane one at that.*Continue Reading …

Bonus Episode – How to use Rotten Tomatoes

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In this bonus episode of Cinema Crespodiso, Chris breaks it down and lets everyone in on how to properly utilize the many numbers and facets of RottenTomatoes.com such as the fresh/rotten ratings and the actual average ratings, and how these can differ. Chris also gives out his own personal film critic reading list, and Chris and Drew share their opinions about opinions in general. And just when Drew thinks he can get away from it, a Rotten Tomatoes centric sparring round of Drewster Cogburn vs the World shows up and throws him into a whirlwind of pain.

Review: ‘The World’s End’

Here is “The World’s End” – from the writers, director and stars of “Shaun of the Dead” and “Hot Fuzz” comes a movie about a group of friends reuniting to recreate a pub crawl 20 years after their failed first attempt, and during this pub crawl they work out a number of issues among themselves while also coming to the realization that their old hometown seems to have been taken over all “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” style.

“The World’s End” may be about a group of friends, but really its about two of the guys, ringleader Gary King (Simon Pegg) and Andy Knightley (Nick Frost), and even then, it’s really just about Gary King, BUT REALLY in the end when it’s all said and done this movie is actually about all of us. So the movie starts with a retelling of a pub crawl attempt by five teenagers in a small UK village, with the goal being to down a pint at 12 different pubs over the course of a night. This first attempt is a failure.Continue Reading …

Netflix pick for 8/26/13 – ‘ParaNorman’

“ParaNorman” is a fun, horror-themed stop-motion animated film that is great for most of the family…at least those families that don’t mind family movies about the walking dead and witches’ curses, cause “ParaNorman” has both of these.

This movie is great fodder for right wing conservative weirdos to decree about how lefty Hollywood liberals are constantly pushing their agendas on the rest of the country blah blah blah. At the center of this whole movie is the simple concept of not judging a book by its cover, or even by its contents, at least not until you can come to a full and complete understanding of said contents, and they even throw in an openly gay character at one point just to drive the point home in a more real world way, since this movie is about a witch and zombies and a boy who can communicate with the dead and gets some intense visions of impending doom every now and then.

Also check out this awesome articleabout some of the technology behind the making of this movie, which includes some videos as well, definitely worth checking out if you are interested at all in film production in any way.Continue Reading …

#33 – War, Famine and Death

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In episode 33, Chris and Drew are joined by Angel Rivera (@itsoffcialangel) from “The SBK LIVE Show” (www.sbkliveradio.com), and they review the new movies You’re Next and The World’s End, there is a brand new Netflix Instant Pick of the Week, they preview the new movies coming out on DVD and in theaters, and then they head into the Crespodome, which featured a rematch of Drewster Cogburn vs the World and a new Lightning Round for Angel.

Things discussed in this episode include:

The Netflix Instant Pick of the Week is the stop-motion animation movie ParaNorman.

During Chris’ review of You’re Next, they discuss the movie theater going experience in general.

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones and other franchise non-starters.

Angel wants to see We’re the Millers.Continue Reading …