Almost since the beginning of cinema, books have been adapted for movies, easy fodder for new stories to tell on the big screen, and sometimes the results are great, and sometimes they are pretty awful. Many of these adaptations fall somewhere in the middle, wallowing in mediocrity. This particular adaptation, the one of Seth Grahame-Smith’s “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” unfortunately can only wish it was in this expansive middle ground, existing as fun yet easily disposable entertainment. No, instead “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” is a dreadful film, with a loosely strung together story and just some of the most hideous and unappealing cinematography ever for a big budget summer movie.
The story starts with very young Abraham Lincoln witnessing the death of his mother at the hands of some guy, it the long run it doesn’t really matter who this guy is, he’s just the guy that kills little Abe’s mama. So Abe grows up into a lanky young man (Benjamin Walker, Kinsey) hell bent on vengeance against this killer, and through these actions he stumbles across a countrywide vampire plot to take over the nation. So naturally some guy named Henry (Dominic Cooper) takes Abe in and trains him to become a silver-tipped axe twirling vampire hunter. And thus begins the secret monster-slaying life of our 16th President, his personal battles against the vampire menace eventually culminating in the US Civil War.Continue Reading …