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Review: ‘Blair Witch’

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“Blair Witch” is a sequel to one of the breakout horror hits of 1999, “The Blair Witch Project,” the super low budget movie that popularized the “found footage” genre, which unfortunately persists to this day. So if we are going to get another found footage horror movie set in the woods, might as well go back to the original and pay respect by just coming up with a sequel that builds off the mythology of the first in interesting albeit confounding ways.

(As “Blair Witch” chooses to totally ignore “Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2,” then we shall as well.)

James (James Allen McCune) sees a YouTube video that claims to be more found footage from the Burkittsville, Maryland woods in which people have reported strange things for years, and which is the same woods that a trio of documentary filmmakers became lost forever, the footage of their horrors and tribulations being found by someone and coldly edited together and released as a movie (as the conceit of these films would lead you to believe if you follow them to their logical conclusions).Continue Reading …

Spillover Bonus Episode – North East West South

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In this bonus episode, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn catch up on the news stories of the week. This includes:

Peter Berg wants to make The Rundown 2.

Mr. Sinister will be the villain in Wolverine 3.

FOX is making a weird Stan Lee movie.

Denis Villeneuve on making Blade Runner 2 and his dream sci-fi project.

J.A. Bayona talks Jurassic World 2 and Chris and Drew posit where Jurassic World 3 will go.

One of the guys who made Sausage Party signed up for the remake of The Toxic Avenger.

Benecio Del Toro to star in The Predator.
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Netflix pick for 9/12/16 – ‘Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World’

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As heard in episode 192 of Cinema Crespodiso.

Comedian Albert Brooks has only directed seven feature length theatrical motion pictures during his decades-long career, and the most recent of these movie is “Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World,” released in 2005 in limited screens and to mixed reviews. Making far less than its budget at the box office, this comedy came and went without much of a blip on the old cultural radar, which means most likely you reading this now have yet to see this particular film. Obviously, I am here to tell you that this is exactly what you should do. The time is perfect to discover this little movie that went largely unnoticed but now just sits around waiting for someone to click on it.

In “Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World,” Brooks pretty much plays himself, albeit a version of himself that would be asked by the United States government to do something, anything, as opposed to real life, in which they probably wouldn’t ask him to do anything other than a couple of USO gigs. In this movie, the State Department deploys him to India with two handlers and a small budget, along with orders to whip up a 500-page document on what makes Muslims laugh. Brooks takes the job, heads to India, and of course cultural misunderstandings and clashes ensue.Continue Reading …

#192 – Little Blue Marble

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In episode 192, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn are joined by no one but that’s okay because they got plenty to talk about.

Chris reviews Sully.

The Netflix Instant Pick of the Week is Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World.

Billy D reviews nothing because he is in Canada and they have yet to perfect email technology apparently.

The Crespodisco features a Clint Eastwood written and performed song from the American Sniper soundtrack and the End Credits music from Creed to help pump things up.

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Review: ‘Sully’

sully-posterBefore we get started, look at that “Sully” poster there, the one featuring Tom Hanks as Captain Chesley Sullenberger, the experienced airline pilot who successfully landed a jetliner on the Hudson River on January 15, 2009. Why is he simply adjusting his collar and looking pensively to his side while standing presumably on the wing of his plane as it sits on the river, the barely-above-freezing water up to his waist? What kind of shot is this? Who thought this was the image to sell this movie? “Look at our hero pilot, half submerged yet totally fine, barely noticing the obviously oncoming hypothermia and totally ignoring the crash landed and partially sunken plane on which he stands. Isn’t this intriguing?” No, it is perplexing. What marketing department fixed this one up and which head honcho looked at it and said “yes, this is exactly how we sell this thing, put it out there now” because this is a bunch of dumb bullshit.

Okay, I feel a little better.

Now on to “Sully.”Continue Reading …

Spillover Bonus Episode – News and Views

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In this bonus episode, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn catch up on the news stories of the week. This includes:

A Mythbusters spin-off show is coming to Netflix.

The Crow reboot scheduled to start filming in January 2017.

Young Frankenstein playing in theaters for one night only.

The Tucc is Loose!

Godzilla Resurgence is coming to America for one week only.

Will Daniel Craig come back for more Bond movies?

Shanghai Dawn is a thing and it is coming.

The next three Stan Lee cameos have been filmed.Continue Reading …

Netflix pick for 9/5/16 – ‘Big Trouble In Little China’

BigTroubleInLittleChina_PosterAs heard in episode 191 of Cinema Crespodiso.

“Big Trouble In Little China” is a crazy 1986 fantasy action movie that takes place in the insane underworld of San Francisco’s Chinatown, which includes magic, monsters, battles of energy and light beams and just general nuttiness. The fact that this is directed by John Carpenter and stars Kurt Russell makes it all that much better.

Initially conceived as a Western by the original screenwriters and then updated to a modern setting by a mandate from 20th Century Fox, John Carpenter was eventually brought on as a hired gun director due to his ability to work quickly, coming from the low budget indie movie world. Carpenter, for his part, saw a chance to take $25 million studio dollars and use it to make a martial arts movie, something he wanted to check off his bucket list. All of these decisions resulted in a film that was rushed into production (in order to beat “The Golden Child” to theaters) and left critics divided and audiences underwhelmed, and Fox lost money and Carpenter became disillusioned with the whole studio movie making system.Continue Reading …

#191 – Cold On Site

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In episode 191, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn are joined by returning guest and friend of the show Steve Etchie, founder and leader of the Pfft Radio Network, home of shows Tidbits and the What’s The Fuss? podcast.

Chris and Drew review Morgan, Chris reviews The Light Between Oceans and Drew reviews Don’t Breathe.

The Netflix Instant Pick of the Week is Big Trouble in Little China.

Billy D reviews All Good Things.

The Crespodisco features a song from the soundtrack for Kubo and the Two Strings and The Light Between Oceans.

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Spillover Bonus Episode – News You Can Use

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In this BONUS episode, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn talk about:

– Drew’s trip to NYC and the Prophets of Rage show in Brooklyn

– RIP Gene Wilder

– Casting Kurt Russell in Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was Chris Pratt’s idea

– Captain America 3 almost featured “zombies”…sort of

– Ryan Reynolds paid for the Deadpool writers to be on set when FOX would not

– Deathstroke will be in Justice League and probably The Batman

– Terminator 2 getting a 3D re-release in 2017

– A Star Trek themed beer? Drew has no interest whatsoever.

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Netflix pick for 8/29/16 – ‘Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry’

dirtymarycrazylarryAs heard in episode 190 of Cinema Crespodiso.

From 1974, “Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry” is in that genre of car chase movies that were all the rage in the 1970’s, a genre that Quentin Tarantino himself played in relatively recently with “Death Proof,” and it features a supremely charismatic Peter Fonda as a getaway driver in a heist gone right, save for the part where they get away clean. Playing Larry, the aspiring (and crazy) NASCAR driver, he orchestrates a robbery of a supermarket with his engineer buddy, but when they try to get away they find they have a new partner in crime, (presumably dirty) Mary, played by Susan George, and you may be asking well who the hell is Mary and I am here to tell you that Mary is Larry’s one-night stand from the night before and he was just gonna dip out on her but she tracked him down and decided she was going to stick around.

So they try to ditch her and she proves very resilient. Meanwhile, the cops are getting closer and closer to them, and their window for a clean getaway gets smaller and smaller.Continue Reading …

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