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Review: ‘Vacation’

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Well they have been threatening to make this movie for years, so it was inevitable that it was about to happen whether we asked for it or not. “Vacation” picks up where the previous “National Lampoon’s Vacation” movies have left off, picking up and continuing the story of one of America’s most hapless families, this time getting into the not-so-great family life of the next generation of Griswolds.

When “Vegas Vacation” ended 17 years ago in that dark theater you were sitting in, did you immediately wonder what would it be like if Clark’s son Rusty grew up, had a shitty family, and went on his own family vacation? No, you didn’t? Well here you go anyway.

Rusty started out as skinny Anthony Michael Hall in 1983 and is now middle-aged Ed Helms. His oldest son James is a passive dork and a bit of a sensitive weirdo and his youngest son Kevin is a little foul mouthed shit with serious issued with giving respect. And his wife Debbie (the always delightful Christina Applegate) is bored with the marriage to the point of apathy. To get his family out of this rut, Rusty unilaterally decided to amend their summer vacation plans to a road trip from Illinois to California to visit the theme park Wally World a.k.a. the same road trip his dad Clark took his family on all those years ago. And of course things go wrong every step of the way because that’s the point of the movie even existing, to watch a family go through shit, sometimes literally, to get to where they need to be.Continue Reading …

Review: ‘Southpaw’

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Every couple of years we get a new boxing movie, usually a tale of a book-dumb but street-wise hustler who is either trying to claw his (or her) way out of poverty or already got out of poverty and claimed fortune and fame only to lose it all and have to work back up from the bottom again. Either it’s achieving the American Dream or seeking redemption for losing that Dream. Usually our lead pugilist has a family to provide for or a life partner to lean on, and usually these things are taken away in some capacity so our hero can, ahem, fight for them. Throw in a training montage or two, some punch-drunk pseudo philosophy, and a few gallons of red-dyed corn syrup, and you have yourself an honest-to-god boxing movie. And in 2015, that movie is called “Southpaw.”Continue Reading …

Netflix pick for 7/27/15 – ‘Mission: Impossible’

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The series of films based on the popular 1960’s television series “Mission: Impossible” might be best known for two things: first off, this was the series that got Tom Cruise doing his own stunts in action movies in earnest, as his performed most of his own stunts in this movie in order to save money and also because everyone recognized that the scenes just looked better with the actual main actor in there instead of shooting around stuntmen. And secondly, being produced by Cruise himself, this franchise of films has the distinction of being the series of movies with the best directors possible. John Woo, J.J. Abrams, Brad Bird, Tom Cruise always goes after the best to help make his movies a reality. And that started with the very first “Mission: Impossible,” which was directed by the one and only Brian De Palma.Continue Reading …

#133 – Dark Daze and Dark Knights

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In episode 133, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn review Southpaw, and also review Slow West and Lost River.

Also discussed in this episode:

Who was the Thing at the end of The Thing?

Movie adaptations of young adult dystopian future novels.

The Office of the Vamps.

Dark Was The Night.

An EMOJI movie.

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Netflix pick for 7/21/15 – ‘A Most Wanted Man’

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In 2014, Philip Seymour Hoffman was the lead in what would turn out to be one of the last films of his frustratingly shortened career, and it also turned out to be one of his finer performances.

In “A Most Wanted Man,” we get a wonderfully disheveled and world weary Hoffman as a German intelligence officer tasked with making inroads in the battle against Islamic-based terrorism, and it is a pleasure to watch him navigate the tricky waters of international espionage and global terrorism.Continue Reading …

Spoiler Bonus Episode – Ant-Man

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In this SPOILER BONUS episode, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn get all up in Marvel’s Ant-Man.

Beware of all the spoilers, cause this episode is all about discussing ALL the deets.

Enjoy!

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#132 – The Pole Massacre

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In episode 132, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn are joined by returning guest Cool Carl Verna the Video Burner (www.twitter.com/videoverna) and he catches them up on all his projects, including #TheRealStrippersOfMiami.

Chris and Drew review Trainwreck and Ant-Man, and there are new editions of the Vox Populi, Billy D’s Death at the Movies, and Netflix Instant Pick of the Week, and Drew pulls a Dr. Drew’s Two Cents out of his ass at the last second.

Also discussed:  the Fight Club Musical, the Wizard of Oz television mini-series, a Spike Lee Joint produced by Amazon and Lego Batman gets his Lego Robin. Enjoy the show!

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Review: ‘Ant-Man’

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After years and years of movies about costumed superheroes fighting random bad guys in attempts to save the entire world (if not the whole universe) from destruction and death, often resulting in films that end with twenty-plus minutes of CG-enhanced mayhem, whole buildings being destroyed, entire cities reduced to rubble and ash, often at the hands of some giant energy beam, Marvel has finally made a movie with smaller stakes, a more emotional story, and more relatable characters and situations, and quite frankly, it is one of their best movies. No one was expecting “Ant-Man” to be the answer to the question we all wanted to ask, and yet here it is, intimate, fun, energetic and delightful, a wonderful movie that is a pleasure to watch.

“Ant-Man” centers on Scott Lang (Paul Rudd), who starts the movie fresh out of prison. He just finished a stretch for stealing millions of dollars from some corporation and Robin Hood style returning that money to The People, and now that he’s out, he wants to be a proper father to his little daughter Cassie, which is hard to do when people won’t give him a job or rent him a place to live due to his status as an ex-con. The only way he has any shot of making any money is by meeting up with some friends from prison who have a tip on a job that would require Scott’s cat-burglar skills. Unbeknownst to all of them, this job leads directly to Scott meeting a scientist with a secret piece of technology that would change the way the world sees matter itself.Continue Reading …

Spoiler Bonus Episode – Fifty Shades of Grey

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In this SPOILER bonus episode, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn talk about Fifty Shades of Grey and they try to figure out what this movie is even ABOUT.

Chris explains why they are even doing show to being with, because folks, this wasn’t a voluntary thing. As a matter of fact, the people DEMANDED it! Chris explains.

 

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Netflix pick for 7/14/15 – ‘The Legend of Drunken Master’

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Some of you may be too young to know this, and some of you may be too old to remember, but the 90’s was kind of a worldwide coming out party for kung fu cinema. Having been born in earnest in the 1970’s in China, these “chop sockey” action flicks saw pale imitators crop up in America in the 80’s before we just finally started the importing the straight dope from Asia to our shores.

By the time the late 90’s rolled around, Chinese kung fu stars like Jet Li and Jackie Chan were getting roles in American movies like “Lethal Weapon 4” and “Rush Hour,” and no longer did we need non-Asian counterparts to pretend to martial arts masters in our movies. We finally got the real thing. One of the movies that helped make this transition happen was 1994’s “The Legend of Drunken Master.”Continue Reading …

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