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Review: ‘Point Break’

pointbreak_poster “Point Break” is a weird movie about a straight out of the 1990’s “extreme athlete” dude bro turned FBI Agent-in-Training who uses his extreme athlete knowledge to track down and infiltrate a group of daredevil eco-terrorists. Fortunately for him these guys are also a bunch of dude bros, and they even have a pretentious faux hippie chick to round out their general awfulness as people, so he fits right in. Soon enough his allegiances are called into question and he has to decide whether or not to help his new friends or do his duty for the FBI om my god who are we kidding of course he keeps working for the FBI and tries to bring down these bad guys because they are a bunch of a mantra spouting, Earth loving, offering giving, douche bag bad guys.

The movie starts with super dope extreme athlete Johnny Utah (Luke Bracey) and one of his best bros riding dirt bikes on some perilous looking cliffs, and Johnny is all like “It’s okay, bro, follow my line” and they embrace and we’ve all seen movies before so we know right away that this bro is gonna be dead and yup there he goes off the edge of a cliff.Continue Reading …

Spoiler Bonus Episode – Blair Witch

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In this spoiler-filled BONUS episode, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn talk all about the brand new BLAIR WITCH, and they get into all the details and spoilers, so BEWARE OF SPOILERS because THERE BE SPOILERS HERE about what happens in the movie BLAIR WITCH.

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Netflix pick for 9/19/16 – ‘Beverly Hills Cop’

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As heard in episode 193 of Cinema Crespodiso.

By 1984, Eddie Murphy was already extremely popular, having been credited with saving the then-fledgling Saturday Night Live television program and having appeared in prominent co-starring roles alongside Nick Nolte in “48 Hrs.” and Dan Ackroyd in “Trading Places,” but when one of the most popular R-rated movies of all time came out called “Beverly Hills Cop,” Murphy was elevated instantly to worldwide mega star.

Everyone loved this action-comedy tale of Detroit PD Detective Axel Foley going to Beverly Hills, California to track down the people who murdered his friend, and ruffling many uptight feathers along the way to our collective delight. It became the highest grossing movie of 1984, and remained the highest grossing R-rated movie of all time until “The Matrix Reloaded” came out almost twenty years later. And it is launched two sequels and a plethora of Eddie Murphy movies for years to come.

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#193 – Buck the System

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In episode 193, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn are in it to win it.

Chris reviews Snowden and Chris and Drew review Blair Witch.

The Netflix Instant Pick of the Week is Beverly Hills Cop.

Billy D reviews Invoked and The Hunt for the Wilderpeople.

The Crespodisco features two songs from the Snowden soundtrack.

 

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Review: ‘Blair Witch’

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“Blair Witch” is a sequel to one of the breakout horror hits of 1999, “The Blair Witch Project,” the super low budget movie that popularized the “found footage” genre, which unfortunately persists to this day. So if we are going to get another found footage horror movie set in the woods, might as well go back to the original and pay respect by just coming up with a sequel that builds off the mythology of the first in interesting albeit confounding ways.

(As “Blair Witch” chooses to totally ignore “Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2,” then we shall as well.)

James (James Allen McCune) sees a YouTube video that claims to be more found footage from the Burkittsville, Maryland woods in which people have reported strange things for years, and which is the same woods that a trio of documentary filmmakers became lost forever, the footage of their horrors and tribulations being found by someone and coldly edited together and released as a movie (as the conceit of these films would lead you to believe if you follow them to their logical conclusions).Continue Reading …

Spillover Bonus Episode – North East West South

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In this bonus episode, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn catch up on the news stories of the week. This includes:

Peter Berg wants to make The Rundown 2.

Mr. Sinister will be the villain in Wolverine 3.

FOX is making a weird Stan Lee movie.

Denis Villeneuve on making Blade Runner 2 and his dream sci-fi project.

J.A. Bayona talks Jurassic World 2 and Chris and Drew posit where Jurassic World 3 will go.

One of the guys who made Sausage Party signed up for the remake of The Toxic Avenger.

Benecio Del Toro to star in The Predator.
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Netflix pick for 9/12/16 – ‘Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World’

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As heard in episode 192 of Cinema Crespodiso.

Comedian Albert Brooks has only directed seven feature length theatrical motion pictures during his decades-long career, and the most recent of these movie is “Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World,” released in 2005 in limited screens and to mixed reviews. Making far less than its budget at the box office, this comedy came and went without much of a blip on the old cultural radar, which means most likely you reading this now have yet to see this particular film. Obviously, I am here to tell you that this is exactly what you should do. The time is perfect to discover this little movie that went largely unnoticed but now just sits around waiting for someone to click on it.

In “Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World,” Brooks pretty much plays himself, albeit a version of himself that would be asked by the United States government to do something, anything, as opposed to real life, in which they probably wouldn’t ask him to do anything other than a couple of USO gigs. In this movie, the State Department deploys him to India with two handlers and a small budget, along with orders to whip up a 500-page document on what makes Muslims laugh. Brooks takes the job, heads to India, and of course cultural misunderstandings and clashes ensue.Continue Reading …

#192 – Little Blue Marble

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In episode 192, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn are joined by no one but that’s okay because they got plenty to talk about.

Chris reviews Sully.

The Netflix Instant Pick of the Week is Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World.

Billy D reviews nothing because he is in Canada and they have yet to perfect email technology apparently.

The Crespodisco features a Clint Eastwood written and performed song from the American Sniper soundtrack and the End Credits music from Creed to help pump things up.

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Review: ‘Sully’

sully-posterBefore we get started, look at that “Sully” poster there, the one featuring Tom Hanks as Captain Chesley Sullenberger, the experienced airline pilot who successfully landed a jetliner on the Hudson River on January 15, 2009. Why is he simply adjusting his collar and looking pensively to his side while standing presumably on the wing of his plane as it sits on the river, the barely-above-freezing water up to his waist? What kind of shot is this? Who thought this was the image to sell this movie? “Look at our hero pilot, half submerged yet totally fine, barely noticing the obviously oncoming hypothermia and totally ignoring the crash landed and partially sunken plane on which he stands. Isn’t this intriguing?” No, it is perplexing. What marketing department fixed this one up and which head honcho looked at it and said “yes, this is exactly how we sell this thing, put it out there now” because this is a bunch of dumb bullshit.

Okay, I feel a little better.

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Spillover Bonus Episode – News and Views

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In this bonus episode, Chris Crespo and Drewster Cogburn catch up on the news stories of the week. This includes:

A Mythbusters spin-off show is coming to Netflix.

The Crow reboot scheduled to start filming in January 2017.

Young Frankenstein playing in theaters for one night only.

The Tucc is Loose!

Godzilla Resurgence is coming to America for one week only.

Will Daniel Craig come back for more Bond movies?

Shanghai Dawn is a thing and it is coming.

The next three Stan Lee cameos have been filmed.Continue Reading …

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